Randahl Fink

Far-right conspiracy theorist Gregg Phillips, who believes in teleportation, has been picked by the Trump regime for a top job in the disaster relief agency FEMA.

Stupidity really is lethal.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house

RE: @randahl@mastodon.social

AP now reports that another 2500 marines are en route on USS Boxer and two other war ships.

This could indicate Trump will attempt to occupy the Strait of Hormuz.

I was surprised to see that Trump's outspoken advisor Stephen Miller had not worded a single post in support of Trump's Iran war. So I took a look back to see what he had posted during the election campaign.

Whoops.

I was surprised to see that Trump's outspoken advisor Stephen Miller had not worded a single post in support of Trump's Iran war. So I took a look back to see what he had posted during the election campaign.

Whoops.

A Commander in Chief just revealed his war plans and told Iran where to place their air defences.

A Commander in Chief just revealed his war plans and told Iran where to place their air defences.

American lawyer Robert Muller has died at the age of 81.

Mueller served as the 6th director of the FBI and was later responsible for the criminal investigation of the possible Russian interference in the US 2016 elections, when he served as Special Counsel to the Department of Justice from 2017 to 2019.

Pete Hegseth is criticizing a rich oil nation for investing all its money in weapons instead of investing in its people.

This is the Pete Hegseth who right now is asking Congress for $200,000,000,000 for buying weapons, while Americans are losing their healthcare.

On March 1 Trump said the Iran war would be over in 4 weeks. He has 8 days left to deliver on that promise.

It sounds unrealistic now, but wait until you see Captain Bone Spurs rappelling down from that Black Hawk helicopter over Tehran to lead the charge, with a golf 9-iron in one hand and a diet coke in the other, shouting “I love the smell of spray tan in the morning!”

In January when Trump was about to invade Greenland, a considerable force of Danish Dragoons, special forces soldiers of the Jaeger corp, and french Alpine Hunters, were deployed, alongside Danish F-35 fighter jets, and French Navy vessels.

Blood supplies were flown in, and airstrips were rigged with explosives to prevent insertion of American forces.

The Kingdom has prepared for war two times in 100 years: Against Hitler in 1940, and Trump in 2026.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/groenland/danmark-forberedte-sig-paa-muligt-angreb-fra-usa-floej-poser-med-blod-til-groenland-og-gjorde-klar

The world: Dear press, we want you to find the underage girls Trump raped, so we can ensure they are protected and Trump is brought to justice.

Reuters: So… you want the identity of the street artist Banksy?

The World: What?! No! Focus on the Epstein files, we need justice for the vict…

Reuters: Got it! Banksy it is!

Representative Dan Goldman drives a freight train through Pam Bondi’s coverup of The Epstein Files.

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

https://youtu.be/OLnU9IWEIgw

The Trump regime detained Leqaa Kordia, a young woman from New Jersey, for an entire year for using her constitutional right to protest Israel's genocide in Gaza.

At a hearing Friday, the judge said "I’ve heard testimony. I’ve seen thousands of pages of evidence presented by the respondent, and very little evidence presented by the government in any of this."

Monday she was released.

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026/3/16/pro-palestine-protester-leqaa-kordia-freed-from-us-immigration-detention

I really wish we could listen in, when Trump screams at Pete Hegseth, "THE MARINES WILL ATTACK BAREFOOTED! I AM NOT PUTTING BOOTS ON THE GROUND!"

The EU parliament tells Viktor Orbán what he is made of. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Every Hungarian should watch this video.

https://youtu.be/c2AsEGlAnRw?si=3GdQaH5wsHbRKl1q

#hungary

Trump’s illegal war in Iran is supported by just 41 percent of Americans, even before the first marines have landed on the shores of south Iran.

Good morning Vietnam.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/us/politics/polls-wars-us-support.html

During the 2024 election, Russian intelligence secretly worked with an agent, Alexander Smirnov, who planted false information with the FBI, claiming Joe Biden had corrupt ties to Ukraine.

The FBI figured out Smirnov was lying, and he was sentenced to 6 years in prison.

Now Trump’s Justice Department is helping Smirnov get a retrial, which would then allow Trump to get the case dismissed.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/03/donald-trump-doj-justice-alexander-smirnov-russia-ukraine-burisma-fbi/

Warning: #disinformation

Another fake post is spreading like wildfire on social media.

It sounds so authentic that Trump would write a post blaming his Iran war catastrophy on Barack Obama, but Trump never wrote this post, which anyone can verify by searching for it on Google.

The US midterm elections will be disinformation hell, but we can fight back by always verifying our sources.

Trump keeps pressuring Europe to enter his war with Iran.

Instead of taking the call, I advise all European Prime Ministers to replace their voice mail greeting with Billy Joel singing, “We didn’t start the fire!”

The man who did not care about the war in Ukraine because this was Europe's war, now wants Europe to join the war he started with Iran, while he is lifting sanctions on Russia, so Putin can scale up the Ukraine war.

Trump is not playing chess. He is just eating the pieces.

US ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz says Trump "demands" that we come help him in the Iran war.

Public service announcement: The man who was about to invade Greenland and start a war with NATO is not in a position to "demand" anything.

I want Canada in the EU.

If "The European Union" is no longer an adequate name, let us just call it The Sane Alliance.

When The Nordic Countries met for the summit in Oslo yesterday it was called The Nordics + 1, because Canada was with us, and I simply love that.

I believe we are the countries who instinctively want to collaborate because we all grew up knowing winter is coming.

PMs From left to right:

🇮🇸 Kristrún Mjöll Frostadóttir
🇸🇪 Ulf Kristersson
🇨🇦 Mark Carney
🇳🇴 Jonas Gahr Støre
🇩🇰 Mette Frederiksen
🇫🇮 Petteri Orpo

The US is no longer our closest ally, said Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen of Denmark in tonight's tv debate in the Danish general elections.

Only two years ago this would have been an unthinkable remark from a member of the Danish administration.

But tonight Frederiksen said it and elaborated, The Nordics, Canada, Germany, France, and the UK were our closest allies.

In one month, Pete Hegseth's military spent $93.4 billion dollars.

"Military" purchases include:

$98,329 for one grand piano
$26,000 for one violin
$2,000,000 for Alaskan king Crab

I like governments that spend that kind of money on healthcare.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/defense-93-billion-september-2026/?media_id=3853002480997941344_63062767618&media_author_id=63062767618&ranking_info_token=GCA0NTAwNDA3MTJjMDk0OTFkYThiY2U3MjQ1YzMyMWQxYyW+3foBFcCaDBaKx7SbDRgTMzg1MzAwMjQxOTQ2NzQ2ODIzOSgDcnZhAA%3D%3D&utm_source=ig_text_post_permalink

With the midterm elections
on the horizon, Trump shares a graphic showing how all the critical voices are being silenced.

Is this how Trump plans to buy himself a future?

American dark money group pays $1500 to influencers for making content trash talking democratic candidates.

https://youtu.be/2nJTPic1uqo?si=rJCwvgaxwdKELqc6

Would somebody from Hungary please clarify: Does anyone in Hungary seriously believe that Ukraine — a country fighting to survive a war with Russia — has ANY plans to invade Hungary, as Viktor Orbán wants people to believe?

At this point, the election of Donald Trump has cost so much money globally, I think it would be far cheaper if the world started funding the American school system.

At this point, the election of Donald Trump has cost so much money globally, I think it would be far cheaper if the world started funding the American school system.

People keep saying Trump lied throughout his 2024 election campaign.

I think he predicted the future.

Iran closed Hormuz, thereby affecting 20 percent of global oil export.

The US has now attacked the Iranian island of Kharg, through which 90 percent of Iranian oil passes.

The first wave of attacks has cleared the island of military defences, which means the US could now bomb the oil infrastructure, thereby crippling the Iranian economy.

China has already lost up to 4 percent of its oil imports when US attacked Venezuela. Bullying Iran potentially gives the US control of another 12.5 percent.

These Trump distractions are absolutely amazing. Trump's Iran war has gotten me even more interested in talking about the Epstein files. I mean… if we keep digging and finding more clues, we could have Trump taking out Kim Jong-un by May and laying siege to Myanmar by August.

Let's do this!

Donald Trump pardoned Andrew Paul Johnson for his role in the January 6 insurrection. Johnson then used his newly acquired freedom to sexually assault two 12-year-olds. Last week he was sentenced to life in prison as the latest of a long list of Trump insurrectionists who have used their freedom to commit new crimes.

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/05/nx-s1-5725470/trump-jan-6-pardon-sexual-abuse-prison

In a world of evil chaos, this is your moment of zen.

🧘🏼

https://youtu.be/9Xd8xq06FCw?si=rrnoLw5iWg5UDk_W

Those who keep complaining that wind turbines do not work when the winds are not blowing, just realized that oil does not work when the Hormuz Strait is not open.

Those who keep complaining that wind turbines do not work when the winds are not blowing, just realized that oil does not work when the Hormuz Strait is not open.

While Trump is holding rallies claiming that wind turbines do not work, I am looking at the realtime view of Danish power generation…

Total electricity consumption: 5817 MW
Total electricity production from wind: 6436 MW

Pete Hegseth denying access to photographers at the Pentagon because he thinks their photos were not flattering enough, is the perfect illustration of how people in Trump's orbit thinks the world works.

Sure, we promised no more wars, and sure we started a war with Iran, and sure we made oil prises go through the roof, and sure we committed a war crime by killing 165 school girls, but… the reason voters do not like us is, Pete Hegseth does not look cool enough in the photos snapped by Reuters.

Speaking in Kentucky, Trump claims that China does not use windmills, because they kill all the birds.

In reality, wind power makes up three quarters of all renewable energy in China, and China produces three times as much wind energy as Germany.

This is the general elections in Denmark in a nutshell:

Candidate Rune Højer of Dansk Folkeparti states online that DF will now introduce a law making it illegal for Muslims to call to prayer over loud speakers in our cities.

A journalist then calls him up to ask if he has ever heard Muslims call to prayer over loud speakers in Denmark where we have noise regulation rules. Højer replies no, but he FEARS that it COULD become a problem.

And 3200 have liked his post.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/politik/folketingsvalg/parti-vil-forbyde-noget-der-stort-set-ikke-finder-sted-i-danmark

ChatGPT can answer many questions.

It just answered the question why you should quit ChatGPT.

With a new propaganda film, the Trump regime characterises the war in Iran as a liberation which makes it possible for the Iranian people to replace the religious fanatics.

It mentions nothing about how the Iranian people will get a voice in all this, but seems to presume that if enough bombs are dropped, enough buildings are destroyed, and enough people are killed, then magically a new and better country will emerge.

There is no historic example of that ever working.

https://youtu.be/yMwHqrqc7SQ?si=_fMF77lqyvStZo5v

When you help get Trump elected and he bombs a girl's school, killing 175, you may feel a sudden need to distance yourself from the sociopath and his war crimes.

It is now 414 days since Trump was going to solve the Ukraine war in 24 hours.

Any day now.

In Denmark where the far right party DF is growing rapidly in the polls, the governing Social Democrats now tries to match their policies by presenting a long list of new political initiatives to make it difficult for people from The Middle East and North African countries to get a work visa.

Denmark employs a wide range of people from these countries — doctors, nurses, engineers, farm workers, etc., — because our small country has high productivity and very few people.

https://www.socialdemokratiet.dk/media/znyhajmo/210x210_udlaendige_udspil_v9.pdf?fbclid=IwRlRTSAQc15tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeXHImEZAY5y3q7LYutaUUyUimtcjOx26hlzb8fQPutS3hqk1EEggvj7cWCNQ_aem_SluBk7WcdxiXE7pToFHvEg

American priorities:

Through four years of war, only 600 patriot missiles have been delivered to Ukraine to save Ukrainians from being killed by Russian ballistic missiles.

But in just a few days, 800 of these missiles have been used in Trump's unnecessary war with Iran.

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/71513

Confronted with the fact that video shows the girl's school in Iran was hit with a Tomahawk missile killing 170, primarily children, Trump now says that Iran must have used one of their own Tomahawk missiles to bomb their own children.

The Tomahawk missile is a highly dangerous weapon which the US only sells to The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, Australia, and Japan.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xDQ_byhO-Gk?si=rUYPub1ytbjQh_5q

In a speech about Iran, Trump explains that roadside bombs have killed soldiers which are now walking around with no legs, no arms… as dead soldiers do.

#TheWalkingDead